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Posts tagged with lolz.

I think my favourite is “If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic.” :D

1 day ago

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost, via bsidetomytongue)

1 day ago 65696

securelyonafairywing:

meme-meme:

Trust me, I’m a lion.

Hehehe

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

5 days ago12954

"Look, there are already enough Instagrammed pictures of sad girls holding balloons on the internet. There are already enough bullshit sub-Hallmark quotes about believing in your potential on the internet. There are already enough sunrises and rainbows and fucking moonbeams and poxy fucking screengrabs from the ending of fucking Titanic on the internet. There are already enough impractical recipes for dreadful fucking brownies on the internet. There are already enough cats on the internet. There are too many cats on the internet. When I see a cat in real life now, I want to throw it down a well. You know whose fault that is? It’s your fucking fault, you cat-liking internet dickheads."

Stuart Heritage, Luv & Hat (via deplorableword)

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1 week ago78

sabotensan:

winteriscoming-eventually:

Game of Thrones Spin-Off Ideas.

Click for enlarged images.

Heheheheh.

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1 week ago 3674

Heheheh…

(Source: aflmemes, via goodoldcollingwood)

2 weeks ago14

theamericankid:

Seems Legit

(via ohmosh)

2 weeks ago178

Heheheh…

(Source: corzu, via steviegerrardsthighs)

2 weeks ago215

steelwater:

LFC pool challenge.

(via steviegerrardsthighs)

2 weeks ago 125

thetorontogirl:

Jokes between Gerrard and Bellamy:

“So John Terry walks into a bar…”

“Are you sure he didn’t SLIP into a bar?”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via steviegerrardsthighs)

3 weeks ago16

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3 weeks ago 179

holyshit-someoneactually:

asssbutt:

bekahgale:

nnonnahss:

k-n-a-s-t-y:

tsarcasm:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

oops

more like 2.5 hours a day

more like 2.5 hours an hour

2.5 hours an hour

(via steelwater)

3 weeks ago 50347

3 weeks ago2

octobones:

simonelaudehr11 | goldcanaries:

the fucking height difference

2 months ago133